f I Was A Guy, I'd Ask You To Marry Me

The three good things Sarah Kuttner has done for me during the last week:

  1. Introduced me to Moneybrother, who YOU should check out right now! I mean, the guy really can't sing, but this CD is just fucking great.
  2. Insulted Urst. Although it's really not the poor guy's fault. If you don't know what I'm talking about, never mind.
  3. Invited Funny van Dannen. I didn't even watch that particular show, but anyone who invites FvD to anything is a good person.

This musing will grow and blossom and be one of the most intelligent and witty writings on like... the whole internet. Promise.

Note to Sarah: Please don't screw up. I will cry if you do. Really.