et out of my life!
Okay, now: confession. I'm bitchy. This is what I'm told like constantly and I agree. I guess I agree so easily because I actually like being bitchy. It makes a lot of things a lot easier. Like bitching. Which I need to do. A lot. And I have got perfect reasons.
1. People who don't know how to use escalators, elevators or public transportation
Regarding the escalators: Yeah, I know. YOU are not in a hurry, it's
not YOUR train that's leaving in like two seconds and you absolutely need
to talk to your friend RIGHT NOW. But you know what? I really don't care.
Regarding the elevators: Somehow most everyone managed to learn how to use those. But there are still those few that got some of the rules wrong. Like when you are waiting for an elevator and there it comes and it stops and - at least in my company - the little bell rings and the little light goes on and you are very happy that finally you will get in and go whereever you wanna go and then there door opens and you step in and... WAIT! Don't step in now! I'm in here. I want to get OUT! Which I can't, cause... I don't know how to put that... you kinda are in my way. The same things happens a hell of a lot more often with public transportation which we will learn in a minute, but that doesn't mean it sucks less with elevators.
Regarding the public transportation: Whoa... there is so much happening
here that is just fundamentally wrong, I don't know where to start and
I fear I won't know where to stop.
Another thing about public transportation that drives me crazy and hence
is bitchworthy: the daily struggle for an empty seat. Which would be a
lot easier if it weren't for all these people who actually think their
precious belongings needed a seat much more urgently than I do.
Wow. I'm tired from bitching. (I'm not tired of bitching though,
don't get your hopes up on that.)